The deaf dog
Missing Monroe |
I'd like to start by saying thanks to this blogs biggest fan. Hi Mom! I'm sure you are already reading this, somehow- despite the fact that I have not yet pressed "confirm" to physically publish this text. The speed that you are able to read, comment-on, reply-to, and post photos in emails and on Facebook, must be some form of a superpower. I'm always impressed, and a little scared. What government organization do you work for?
....Don't answer that.
Seriously now, I love you mom, but if you ever create a Twitter account for yourself, I will donate my Ipad to a local Indonesian kid. I swear...one invitation from Susan Catudal to "Tweet", and Ketut gets a shiny new 3G iPad.
Moving on.
The focus of my blogs are simply to communicate with anyone willing to take the time to read and/or reply to my comments, observations, and experiences during our upcoming journey. Again, hello Mom. I know that the events to come for Simone and I will warrant an extra level of importance to document. Not that our life previously has been boring....but we are maturing now, and the content of our lives requires much less "editing" to make it presentable to our families- or for that matter, the general public.
Yes, that is Simones underwear on my head |
With that being said; Its been almost 4 weeks since leaving Los Angeles.
Many of my friends asked what made me so quickly decide to pack up, sell all my belongings and move across the world. "Why NOW" was a popular question. I even caught myself pondering exactly that, several weeks ago as I was posting my beloved Juicer for sale on Craigslist... Moving just felt right- It felt necessary. Undeniably, powers beyond my full understanding were guiding me into the consciousness that I must leave everything behind that I owned, and all that I was comfortable with, to set out and experience the world as if it was one big home for us. These powers manifested themselvs in various ways- sometimes discretely, other times they were as vivid as hallucinations
(Hello, Stardust). .... Or were they Fairies?
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A Fairy flavor for everyone |
Then there was my Tesla plate heart-resuscitation experience. Shortly before that, our beloved cat, Kitty Monroe, decides one evening to go on a (Permanent) adventure of her own... My Hummingbird rescue-mission only a day later, followed by Japanese healers revealing to me that I'm a Hopi Indian.
(From the 2nd Mesa, Arizona. Specifically)
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Great-great uncle Cheetahfox. He puts the 'Hopi' in "Hoping this white-devil takes the damn picture already" |
White mountains, red wine, and happy cows
My first week in Liechtenstein.
View from the Bargetze kitchen |
Happy cows. The way nature intended. |
Enjoying a glass of 1998 Chateau Margeaux in Zurich |
Life in Europe is amazing. And very different. Things are simple here, it's almost like I have traveled back in time several decades. Ok, maybe a couple centuries. I certainly miss some of the conveniences of LA....like enjoying being able to ask for almond butter without being looked at like an Alien. Sabine, a lovely Austrian woman, is the Bargetze family's full time chef. I LOVE Sabine. The look on her face, when I asked her to add almond butter to her shopping list; Priceless.
It was very similar to the time when I asked for 2lbs of Horse meat at the Vons grocery store in LA, my first week of having arrived from Montreal.
The deli guy repeated these words 3 times to me: "You want to buy HORSE? To EAT?.... Finally telling me that he thinks horse meat is illegal in California.
It turns out, horse meat actually IS illegal to sell in many parts of the State.
On that subject, people in Liechtenstein (like many European countries) eat EVERY possible part of an animal that can be digested. This includes the digestive system of animals. On the Bargetze menu this upcoming Tuesday: Tripe. I'm not sure if Sabine will prepare the 'Rumen' (A cows first stomach) or the 'Reticulum' (A cows second stomach) but I'll keep you posted and let you know.
Regardless of the chosen preparation, I now embrace meals like this and consider them part of my "training" for what is to come as we travel through Southern Asia.... where Pet-Food will take on a whole new meaning. As in, domesticated species that I previously considered my friendly companions, could unknowingly become my meal. I'll do my best to revert to my vegan-based diet days when the Asia travel starts. It would be a near-impossible task in our current European village, as would a gluten-free diet. (thinking of you, Jonathan)

On that note, here is a short list of some of the many things that I love about Liechtenstein, in no particular order:
-I can see from one side of the country to the other. And no, LASIK surgery did not give me superman vision, Liechtenstein is actually that small.
-Roundabouts.
-The tap water is delicious- Its all-natural mineral profile includes up to 65% calcium, about 25% magnesium concentration, and a completely alkaline PH. Trust me, that's good.
- I can say without question that the quality of food here is everything I wished it could be. Nüsslisalat, (Mâche salad) that grows in the back garden of the Bargetze's home, is the best I've ever had.
And maybe its the fertile soil in Liechtenstein, or it could be the rain water or even the mountain spring water that naturally flows across the valleys throughout the entire country...whatever the reason may be, shockingly, I now love tomatoes.
-Cheese and butter goes with everything, on everything, anytime, all the time.
-The same above goes for wine and beer (Hello, Lee)
-Simones family owns an amazing restaurant less than 5 minutes from our house. We can eat authentic Italian food and amazing wood-fired pizza anytime, and Bailey can sit at the table right by our feet. Just like home;)
-There are almost no stop-signs in the entire village, and I have not yet seen a police officer.
-Red lights last less than 20 seconds
-Everywhere I order a coffee, it comes short (like a triple espresso), ground and pressed right there on the spot. I have yet to be surprised with a less than amazing coffee. This includes in gas stations.
-Speaking of gas stations in Switzerland and Liechtenstein, each of them feature on-site bakeries. It's true, fresh bread is coming out of the oven as I am filling up the car with gas.
* BP, I'm still mad at you for the oil spill last year...but damn, you make good bread.
If you are still reading, check out the following link for more photos of our trip:
http://s1119.photobucket.com/albums/k627/nativedavid514/
My next blog should be complete after our return from Italy next week.
Ciao!
On that note, here is a short list of some of the many things that I love about Liechtenstein, in no particular order:
-I can see from one side of the country to the other. And no, LASIK surgery did not give me superman vision, Liechtenstein is actually that small.
-Roundabouts.
-The tap water is delicious- Its all-natural mineral profile includes up to 65% calcium, about 25% magnesium concentration, and a completely alkaline PH. Trust me, that's good.
- I can say without question that the quality of food here is everything I wished it could be. Nüsslisalat, (Mâche salad) that grows in the back garden of the Bargetze's home, is the best I've ever had.
And maybe its the fertile soil in Liechtenstein, or it could be the rain water or even the mountain spring water that naturally flows across the valleys throughout the entire country...whatever the reason may be, shockingly, I now love tomatoes.
-Cheese and butter goes with everything, on everything, anytime, all the time.
-The same above goes for wine and beer (Hello, Lee)
One of several walls covered in world class red wines at the Bargetze home. |
-Simones family owns an amazing restaurant less than 5 minutes from our house. We can eat authentic Italian food and amazing wood-fired pizza anytime, and Bailey can sit at the table right by our feet. Just like home;)
-There are almost no stop-signs in the entire village, and I have not yet seen a police officer.
-Red lights last less than 20 seconds
-Everywhere I order a coffee, it comes short (like a triple espresso), ground and pressed right there on the spot. I have yet to be surprised with a less than amazing coffee. This includes in gas stations.
-Speaking of gas stations in Switzerland and Liechtenstein, each of them feature on-site bakeries. It's true, fresh bread is coming out of the oven as I am filling up the car with gas.
* BP, I'm still mad at you for the oil spill last year...but damn, you make good bread.
If you are still reading, check out the following link for more photos of our trip:
http://s1119.photobucket.com/albums/k627/nativedavid514/
My next blog should be complete after our return from Italy next week.
Ciao!
Love it bro, looks like you guys are having a blast. Are you blogging from your ipad? Or did you figure another way to do it? I wish we could be travelling the world too, hehe... Love to you, Simone and family. We look forward to the next blog post!
ReplyDeleteDab nabbit.Phil beat me to the post--literall!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the blog Dave!!Keep them coming!!!
I did once sign up for Twitter,but not having a cell phone makes it hard to use.
How was the tripe by the way???In my opionio--a load of tripe!!!
Bran and I have been reading and re- reading your post while laughing out loud. You are a brilliant writer Dave! I have officially been demoted to the worst writer in the family, xoxox
ReplyDeleteps. 'Memoires' is your favorite oldest sister.
ReplyDeleteRach--give yourself more credit!!Your life is too busy now to write!
ReplyDeleteDave--good job--keep the posts coming!!!
You are a gifted writer Dave...looking forward to following your journey in this blog. One thing though; for God's sake, DON'T try to revert back to vegan eating at any time during your travels. The way I see it, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the foods of other cultures; to place limits on that experience in any way seems counterproductive.
ReplyDeleteSanjay!
ReplyDeleteHello friend, good to hear from you.
Thanks for putting in your 2 cents, your advice is always appreciated. I shall certainly listen to your recommendation, and will not limit myself while away on this trip.
But I draw the line at monkey brains.
We will be in touch!
Yes, you made the blog! Illuminating and hilarious, just as I thought. I hope you post often. This could be my new thesis aversion. Yes. And I'll take grape. Grape fairy flavor, that is. Love and miss you lots.
ReplyDeleteDave and Simone! Beautiful vagabonds. Totally following! I admire what you're doing and can't wait to continue reading of your adventures. Love, Rosie.
ReplyDeleteExcellent article. Very interesting to read. I really love to read such a nice article. Thanks! keep rocking. Indian street snack
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